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THA MOVIE EVENT OF ALL CENTURIES

WATCH OUT HOLLYWOOD.  WHEN SONIA AND I ARE THROUGH WITH U, U WON’T KNOW WAT EVEN HAPPENED.

COMING 2 U IN 2014:

 

'A VOLUPTUOUS MASTERPIECE OF FINE ART AND COMEDY'

STARRING:

JENNIFER LAWRENCE

KRISTEN STEWART

EMMA STONE

EMMA WATSON

DAKOTA FANNING

SAOIRSE RONAN

KAYA SCODELARIO

LILY COLLINS

AND

MILA KUNIS

A FILM SO MOVING THAT U WILL LOOK LIEK DIS:

YES HOLLYWOOD BOW DOWN 2 US

WITH A SPECIAL NEVER-B4-SEEN PIXAR ANIMATED SHORT:

"MELTING PLASTIC FACES HELLHOLE BEYONCE" (JUS 4 DA KIDZ)

DIS FILM IS SO EXPENSIVE LOOK @ THA CREW

DIRECTOR: BEYONCE KNOWLES

PRODUCER: OPRAH

WRITERS: LEESA & SONYAH

CINEMATOGRAPHER: ADELE

COMING 2 U FROM ‘RAVEN & JULIE STUDIOS’

U WILL B SHOCKED

U WILL SAY

YOUR ATTITUDE TOWARDS THE REST OF HOLLYWOOD WILL BE

THIS WILL B U

THIS FILM IS NOT WHAT HOLLYWOOD WANTS, BUT WHAT DA FANGIRLS DEZERV.

GET READY FOR IT.  U WON’T EVEN KNOW WAT THIS IS.  

REMEMBER.  COMING IN 2014.

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